And the "Name the Pig" contest winner
is.......
Tara S.
Humble, TX
Hers was the only entry that really captured the character and imagination
of Mr. Happy's Sauces and Marinades.
She wins one of Mr. Happy's "New" embroidered denim shirts
as well as a Gift Pak of Mr. Happy's Sauces.
Thanks, Tara for your imagination and efforts. We hope you continue to
enjoy Mr. Happy's Sauces and Marinades.
The Happy Gang!
She wrote:
Mr. Happy should be named, "Oinken B. Happy" because the name
suggests a positive, well ROUNDED porker. The name itself creates positive
energy just by saying it!
The History of
Oinken B. Happy:
Once upon a time there were actually FOUR little pigs. One of these little
piglets was forever wandering off in search of better food. Living with
his siblings, that were , well ... PIGS, he was always left unsatisfied
after mealtime. He needed something exciting to add to his palate... culinary
delights which would make him SQUEAL! Oinken wandered off in every direction
and often found himself involved in wondrous adventures. Many books could
be written on the adventures of OINKEN B. HAPPY, and perhaps one day they
will be. However, for our purposes we will offer only a few highlights from
his travels:
While Oinken's oldest and stupidest brother was being devoured by Mr.
Wolf, Oinken was in Jamaica surfing, hanging out with some Rasta' Bruddas,
and discovering the wonders of "Genuine
Jamaican Jerk Marinade." Oinken decided to add this to his list
of culinary favorites.
While his second brother was being consumed by the Big Bad Boy, Oinken
was sipping bourbon in a pancake house in the Quarter of New Orleans, listening
to some magnificent jazz. He decided to put just a touch of maple in his
glass. What a flavor! It tasted like MORE! Oinken brought this flavor home
in his "Maple Bourbon Sauce & Marinade."
Finally, while his third brother was busy checking the windows and doors
of his brick villa, and the Wolf was hyperventilating, Oinken was lollygagging
through the Orient, savoring the delicious delicate flavors of sesame oil
and teriyaki. Oinken imagined that the blend of sesame seeds and the rich
teriyaki sauce would add new dimension to his ever expanding list of favorites.
He can't wait to share his new "Sesame Teriyaki
Sauce" with the world.
Oinken continues to travel and explore the flavors of the world, and
he won't rest until he has uncovered some of the most exotic and tantalizing
delicacies to share with his friends. He owes it, after all, to the memory
of his two deceased brothers. Watch for the next adventures and taste sensations
of ...
OINKEN B. HAPPY
Happy Sauce, "Tastes Like More!"
Hope to see you next time!
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